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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lick
a mouse 🐁
in
a golf club
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Gravesend
Longridge
Hailsham
Tottenham
Bruton
Canvey Island
South Cave
Wigan
Stalybridge
Nelson
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