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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
lick
a raccoon 🦝
in
a golf club
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Doncaster
Coleshill
Bexley
Newport Pagnell
Prescot
Exmouth
Southall
Thornaby-on-Tees
Burnley
Ferryhill
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