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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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