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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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