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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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