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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
poodle 🐩
Tinkerbell
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
a rhinoceros 🦏
a wild boar 🐗
a bull 🐮
a cheetah 😺
a turkey 🦃
a crocodile 🐊
a tiger 🐯
a lynx 😺
an elephant 🐘
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