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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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