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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
pug 🐶
Luna
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛
a hyena 🐺
a lion 🦁
a pufferfish 🐡
a rhinoceros 🦏
a lynx 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
a velociraptor 🦖
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a cheetah 😺
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