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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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