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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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