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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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