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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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