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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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