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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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