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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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