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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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