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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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