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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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