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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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