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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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