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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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