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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Piper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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