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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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