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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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