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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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