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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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