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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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