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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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