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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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