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Pet death
My
grandfather
had their beloved pet
poodle 🐩
Stella
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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a wild boar 🐗
a warthog 🐗
an elephant 🐘
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