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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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