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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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