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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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