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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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