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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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