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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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