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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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