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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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