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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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