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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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