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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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