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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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