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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Picard eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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