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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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