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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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