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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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