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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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