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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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