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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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