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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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